Shit People Ask Writers
Updated: 27/07/2019
I’m just 27 years old, but to Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin and Jimmy Hendrix that’s
a lifetime. So, with a lifetime of experience in the realm of writing, I have a
fair idea of what it’s really like to be a writer. Unfortunately, that also means
that I have a lifetime of experience responding to questions people ask writers.
Now, most questions
are easy to answer but, some of them really make me wonder how taxing the
process of snapping every single bone in the human body can possibly be. Also,
how long does it take for someone to die of internal bleeding? Anyway, here’s a shortlist of questions that writers commonly get asked and their answers in
reasonable detail.
How much money do writers
make?
Believe it or not, there are tons of specialisations within the realm of writing; you could be a
content writer, a poet, a scriptwriter, a copywriter, a journalist, a travel
writer etc. The point being the pay scale is rather varied. There are people on
the internet who write for as little as 50 paise/word and there are those who
will charge you more than the Income Tax Department does, and that’s a lot.
A content writer makes
anywhere between Rs. 4.5 to Rs. 6 lakh annually, a travel writer might make
lesser in cash but may get free flights, hotel stays, food and transport. A
journalist can make anywhere between Rs. 6 to Rs. 12 lakh or more depending on
their designation and organisation.
However, the highest
paying writing jobs are those in the marketing and advertising world. I
consider these the holy grail of writing. Technical writers can make up to Rs. 20
lakh a year, an experienced copywriter can make anywhere between Rs.10 – 15 lakh
a year or more.
These, however, are
still fulltime jobs, so... let’s talk about the “suicide squad”: authors,
songwriters and screenplay writers. These writers can make anywhere from
Rs.0 to Rs. Infinity/year. I say that because of the uncertainty in these
professions. Persistence and irrationality form the bedrock of such writing
careers. They teach you that patience is a capacious word.
Can writing be a
real career?
As you may have gauged
from the section above, certain forms of writing make for a very lucrative
profession. There are definitely more and more jobs out there for writers with sensible
and satiable appetites. For the insatiable beasts who fancy wallowing in a perpetual
abyss of hope i.e. the suicide squad, this can be a little tricky.
If you’re into one of
these forms of writing you MUST have a day job, an effective freelance
writing background or be a slave writer to an organisation just to stay afloat
till you reach the tipping point; a point that only a handful of novelists,
poets, lyricists and screenwriters ever reach. I speak of these pursuits in a
profoundly depressing tone because no amount of warning can prepare you for
them.
It is a lot like your
sexual orientation: if you’re not gay, you mustn’t pretend to be gay for the
sake of a queer parade. Similarly, unless you have been cursed into the
thankless, harsh world of suicidal writing professions; please get a job, find
love, get a house, a car and have children, because contrary to what your
rebellious teenage brain might tell you... those are all really good things.
What does a writer
do?
Let me assure you that
there is a lot more to being a writer than just the physical task of writing;
that, in fact, might be the least interesting part of the process. Most of a
writer’s time is spend writing poorly, getting feedback and editing the rough
draft. Good writing comes from re-writing, deleting the bad bits and at times
even abandoning something you’ve spent months working on.
Professionally
speaking a writer is the creator, seller, marketer and distributor of content
as a product. All writers must indulge in the above to varying degrees. What a
writer does is dictated to a large extent by his or her specialisation as well.
A lot of a freelance writer
for one spends a fair amount of time finding work and collecting payments.
While any writer worth his ink must write every day, a lot of that writing may
not translate into financial remuneration. Take for example this blog I
write... it doesn’t make money for me but, it helps me stretch my muscles. It’s
like a gym for my brain.
That brings us to the
second most important workout for a writer... reading. The more one reads the
better one gets. A well-read writer is more aware of what’s out there, what’s clichéd,
what can be pulled off and of course, reading offers entertainment as well.
How long does it take before a writer makes it?
Stop, you’re going to
make me cry. That’s what this question does to me sometimes. However, a lot
depends on what your definition of “Making it” or being successful is. Half a
decade ago if I met a writer in my position, I’d call him a successful writer.
That’s primarily
because my standard back then was: Anyone who makes money from writing what
they enjoy writing is successful. That rather rudimentary definition changed as
time went by. So, for the sake of answering the question let’s set this
standard to an acceptable average.
Let’s say any writer
who earns enough to sustain a lifestyle acceptable to him/her while enjoying
his work is a successful writer. If that’s your standard you will probably
reach it after 4-5 years of persistent and consistent efforts.
However, if your idea
of success revolves around notions of fame, financial opulence or wielding of
intellectual superiority then, one can never answer the question above with
certainty. Success in those terms takes different amounts of time for different
people and for some, it never comes.
Have more questions
that you’d like to add to this list? Leave a comment, Tweet to me @Likhnewaala or message me on my Facebook Page.
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